My name is Corey and I'm 22.
I reside in Alabama.
I'm a fan of music, film, and social networking.
I should be in school but I'm not.
I work at a Japanese restaurant.
I drink.
I smoke.
I party.
I like everything regular people like.
hmmmm, us?
fypblog:

thedrunkenmoogle:

Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)
Ingredients: Squirtle-1/3 shot spiced rum1/3 shot coconut rum1/3 shot blue curacaoWartortle-1/2 shot spiced rum1/2 shot coconut rum1/2 shot blue curacaoFill with Mountain Dew VoltageBlastoise-1 Squirtle1 Wartortle1 shot light rumFill with Mountain Dew Voltage 
Directions: For the Squirtle shot, simply pour all three ingredients into a shot glass.  For the Wartortle cocktail, shake the alcoholic ingredients, pour over crushed ice in a lowball glass, then fill with Mountain Dew Voltage.  For the Blastoise cocktail, pour one Squirtle and one Wartortle into a highball glass over ice, add the light rum, then fill with the Mountain Dew.  
Check out our other Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur cocktails, as well as our Charmander, Charmeleon and Charizard cocktails.
(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

For your Pokemon New Year’s Eve festivities!

Anonymous asked: idc what you say. you like boys or at least imma make you.

umm no, your not.

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fortheloveofjordans:

oh,sup childhood..how you doinnnn’